To the mother fucking cock sucker who stole my bag today:
I hope you choke on a fish bone from that fucking soft fish taco you bought with the twenty bucks that was in my wallet and I also hope that while you’re choking, your inept accomplice has no idea how to unchoke you so, while he tries to drive you to the ER, he rear ends and smashes up his car on an EMS truck and you rip your fucking forehead on the windshield, still choking, limp as the tortilla you just ate, and the EMS truck decides to bring your and dumb accomplice’s sorry asses to the ER and they fix you up, put you under observation and charge you each five thousand fucking dollars and you, both of you, stupid as you are, have no health insurance and are deeply in debt. Fuck you and I hope you pay through your fucking noses!